
Sunday, May 31, 2009
White Flowers Blooming Today

Saturday, May 30, 2009
Hawks Are Hard To Figure

Friday, May 29, 2009
Looking for Book Suggestions

Thursday, May 28, 2009
Ways to Say "Your Barn Door Is Open"
20) The cucumber has left the salad.19) I can see the gun of Navarone.
18) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
17) You’ve got Windows in your laptop.
16) Sailor Ned’s trying to take a little shore leave.
15) Your soldier ain’t so unknown now.
14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.
13) Paging Mr. Johnson… Paging Mr. Johnson…
12) You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
11) Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
10) Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
9) Mini me is making a break for the escape pod.
8) Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
7) The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
6) Dr. Kimble has escaped!
5) You’ve got your fly set for “Monica” instead of “Hillary.”
4) Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction…
3) You’ve got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2) I’m talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
And The Number One Way To Tell Someone Their Fly Is Unzipped…1) I thought you were crazy; now I see your nuts.
The most creative way I was told to XYZ (examine your zipper) happened in the spring of 1977. I had a date. I was all dressed up in a new outfit in the latest style. I had a pair of bell bottom high waist jeans with a double snap at the waistband, a yellow ribbed turtleneck, and a new blue and yellow plaid flannel shirt. I was sitting on the couch with my date when my roommate asked me to come into the kitchen and get a drink of water.
"No, thanks," I answered, wondering what was up with her and why did she think I needed a drink of water. I was only going on a date, not for a several mile run.
"Ok," she says extra cheerily, "I'll bring you one."
She brought me a glass of water with a paper coaster under it. She makes a point of setting the glass on the coaster even though my hand is reaching out for the glass. I give her a look as if to say, "What is up with you?" I reach for the glass and I read a handwritten note on the paper coaster that says, "YOUR FLY IS OPEN!"
How would a poised college woman handle this?
I have no idea how someone with poise would act. I just drank the water, put the glass down, looked down to see my fly gaping open an inch or more, yanked that zipper up as high as it could go, and pretended nothing happened.
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Agate Hunting

I Can't Ride My Motorcycle and Chew Gum At The Same Time

Tuesday, May 26, 2009
More Birds
seen one before-see photo), Redstarts, sandhill cranes, a blue winged warbler (another first for me), blue winged teal, coots, wood ducks, mallards, crows, bluebirds, tree swallows, green heron (another first for me), gold finches, blue jays, song sparrows, chipping sparrows, swamp sparrows, great blue heron, great egrets, and yellow rumped warblers.Monday, May 25, 2009
Memorial Day

Sunday, May 24, 2009
Lying In Wait
the soil and decapitate the tender little transplants, leaving them to wither away and die. As I'm carefully putting my Big Boy in the garden and tucking the soil ever so gently around it, what do I see but two fat juicy cutworms. They were waiting for me! These cutworms were lying in wait for their next meal, probably wondering why I wasn't out there last weekend. Dang those cutworms. I tried to cut them with my trowel but they have a tough hide and just submerge into the soft ground. I dug them up again, laid them on the flat plastic plant identification label that came with my six pack of Big boys, and cut them in half with my trowel. Nasty cutworms. Lest you think I'm murderous, I'll have you know that I personally saved the lives of two leopard frogs that were sleeping in the muck at the bottom of my pond. I hope my nature treatment karma evens out.Saturday, May 23, 2009
Loving Frank

Friday, May 22, 2009
Getting Better

Thursday, May 21, 2009
Anoka. Real. Classic.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Tasted Shoe Leather Again

I'd Be Glad To Do It
I was busy today updating in Word and Excel. A coworker came to my office and said, "I really hate to bother you but I'm not sure what to do. We need this bundle of clothes to be run out to the Holiday store on Foley and 101st. I just didn't know who else to ask."I immediately kick off my shoes and start putting on my boots while saying, "Are you kidding? I'd be glad to run them out there." Who wouldn't want a break from paperwork? Who wouldn't want to be paid to ride my motorcycle through the beautiful weather to deliver a small bundle? The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and the air was perfumed with the smell of lilacs and crab apple blossoms. Do I have a great job or what?
Monday, May 18, 2009
Great Horned Owl

which can be deadly. In the second photo I am holding an owl wing that has been processed by a taxidermist. See the fringe at the top of the wing? That is the forward part of the wing. The fringe breaks up the wind pattern making it possible for the owl to fly in total silence. The prey doesn't hear them coming and the owl can hear the prey more clearly since their wings aren't making a flapping noise. Great gray owls are awesome. I think I'll have to put them on my list of birds that I want to see in the wild.Sunday, May 17, 2009
Weekend Conference in Sandstone
I attended a weekend conference of the Master Naturalists in Sandstone at the Audubon Center. I had a great time. I enjoy being around people who appreciate nature and who are interested in learning more about it. I went on three birding hikes. Among other things I saw a clay colored sparrow, rose breasted gross beaks, gold finches, song sparrow, swamp sparrow, cliff swallows, barn swallows, tree swallows, bald eagles, redstart, yellow rumped warbler, palm warbler, brown thrasher, and loons. Ann Bancroft was a keynote speaker and she was wonderful. She is surprisingly understated and very funny. I went to classes on sounds of the nights, birds and sprawl, traveling with pets, global warming, things that glow in the night, birds of prey, and the use of costumes in nature lessons. We went on a field trip to the Moose Lake Depot and Fire Museum, Blacklock studios, Moose Lake State Park Agate & Geological Interpretive Center, and to a gravel pit to look for agates. The food was excellent and the accommodations were good. We saw snow Saturday morning and a heavy frost on Sunday morning. As usual for weekend trips, the weather got really nice as it was time to leave.
Friday, May 15, 2009
More Than I Thought

Thursday, May 14, 2009
Handle With Care
"Handle With Care" by Jodi PicoultI had to read this book in a hurry, curse those 10 day loans at the library. I'm a big Jodi Picoult fan and I don't like being hurried so I had to read it faster than what was comfortable. I enjoyed every chapter. This story is about a family who's child is born with a brittle bone disorder. Picoult explores the family drama with tenderness and sympathy. The mother decides to sue the OB (who is/was also her best friend) for a wrongful birth. This means she has to testify in court that she would have aborted this child had she known of the disease. The mother pursues the court case to help her daughter by providing money for her expenses while paying the cost of loosing her best friend, her marriage, and the trust of her children. The author throws recipes in several chapters to illustrate themes of the novel.
Strangers On a Train

Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Monday, May 11, 2009
My Azaling Amazia
Is It The Way I Said It?

Sunday, May 10, 2009
My Peeps Have Moved Outside

Saturday, May 9, 2009
Another Successful Bird Field Trip

eagles and for people. I think my favorite bird of the day was the scarlet tanager. I have never seen one before. Their red color is brilliant and I really enjoyed seeing the male and female flit around each other going branch to branch. I watched them for a long time. When I got home I decided to figure out once and for all what those red capped sparrows in my yard are. I pulled in the driveway and trained my binoculars on a tiny bird in my driveway. It wasn't a sparrow at all. There, in my driveway, was a yellow rumped warbler. Wow! I felt like a Hollywood star had come to my house to visit.Friday, May 8, 2009
Three Colors of Potatoes This Year

Thursday, May 7, 2009
Fahrenheit 451

Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Lucky!

Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Two More Birding Field Trips
I got up early on Saturday morning for our field trip to the Carlos Avery Wildlife Refuge. I was unaware of this beautiful spot. I had been to to a conference room on the grounds but I had no idea there are miles and miles of dirt roads you can travel between ponds and field and woods. The weather was sunny and warmer but the wind was strong. Our teacher said this was the worst field trip he's ever had there because we saw so few species of birds. I thought we saw a lot including turkey, wood duck, blue winged teal, green winged teal, trumpeter swans, loons, song sparrow, chipping sparrow, blue bird, great blue heron, great egret, robins, buffle head, red tailed hawk, and yellow rumped warblers. We had a great long look at the wood duck and the green winged teal through the spotting scope. They are such colorful and lovely ducks. They look like something a creative kid would color in a coloring book. On Monday we went to Itaska park in Ramsey which is another jewel most people don't know about. Here we saw robins, wood thrush, Northern shovelers, blue winged teal, great egret, great blue heron, sandhill crane, harrier, coopers hawk, yellow rumped warbler, red wing blackbirds, starling, greater yellow legs, mallard, pied billed grebe, blue jay, crow, tree swallow, bluebird, orange crowned warbler, brown headed cowbird, Forsters tern, pelicans, and a couple yellow headed blackbirds. The weather on Monday was finally comfortable for a change. The wind was very quiet. This ornithology class has been very much worth the money I spent. I've had so much fun. I've made new friends. I've learned so much. The people in the class are fun to be with because they're appreciative type people. A harrier flies right past us and we all look up in awe and remark how lucky we are to have seen that. A guy sets up a spotting scope to get a closer look at a bluebird and two deer wander into the picture we all hurry to see in the eye piece. The people in this class stop and appreciate the nature around us and I like that. We have the type of camaraderie where no question is stupid and no guess at bird identification is laughable. They're my kind of people. And although the class is officially over, we're still getting together this Saturday at the Sherburne National Wildlife Center for Migration Day festivities. And we're meeting in a couple weeks to go through Carlos Avery again because our first trip was not as fruitful as the teacher had hoped.Monday, May 4, 2009
Not What I Wanted To Happen
Sunday, May 3, 2009
A Day Of Firsts

In The Lake Of The Woods
Tim O'Brien served in the Vietnam war and that is the topic in many of his books including In The Lake Of the Woods . There are stories ...
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A yellow rail, one of THE MOST ELUSIVE birds around, sound like a manual typewriter. And if you're too young to know what a manual ty...
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Jacqueline Windspear is the author of her memoir This Time Next Year We Will Be Laughing. She starts out with her parent's stories. H...
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My class was on television. I am pretty good at hiding from the cameras! http://kstp.com/news/anoka-county-residents-citizens-academy-poli...





