10. Your eyes water when you are not crying.
9. You look forward to the feeling when the Nyquil starts to kick in.
8. You bring out the "special" box of tissue (Puffs Plus).
7. Dirty kleenex falls out of your sleeves when you take off your clothes to go to bed.
6. Your normal 48 ounces of liquid that you finish by 11:30 a.m. are gone by 9 a.m.
5. You lay one one side or another in bed depending on which nostril is more congested.
4. You feel as though there is an extra three pounds of weight under your forehead.
3. Your palate gets dry from breathing with your mouth open.
2. The skin between your nose and mouth is a bright cherry color.
1. You feel like your upper molars are being sucked up toward your eyeballs when you blow your nose.
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Sorry if it's my cold that I to gave you!
It might be yours but I've been fighting a bug for quite a long while now. You may not be entirely to blame.
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