Thursday, October 6, 2011

Wrinkles

I knew I would get wrinkles when I got old.  I expected that.  I was told about the "laugh lines" and "crow's feet."  I knew to expect a turkey neck someday.  But no one told me about the thigh wrinkles.  Good lord.  My advice?  If you choose to do a yoga move called "downward dog,"  either wear long pants or wait until after dark and keep the lights off.

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