Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Actual Conversation

Me:  I went to the doctor for antibiotics.  I have cellulitis.
 
Other Person:  That's not a big deal.  You don't need to go to the doctor that.  It's a cosmetic thing.  Antibiotics aren't going to help you.  It's just fat under the skin.
 
Me:  (shakes head side to side)  Cellulitis.  Not cellulite.

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