I was walking down a sidewalk in Coon Rapids on my way to my car. A group of students were walking together ahead of me. They walked so slow I caught up to them but I don't think anyone noticed me because they were speaking pretty freely.
One girl said, "If my step-father isn't home, I can get away with anything!" She threw her arms up in the air and spun in a circle.
Another young man said, "My mother is home all the time. She is the reason I am still a virgin."
The entire group, including me, cracked up at that one!
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