What the H?

As I get out of the car at the gym I notice mud on my tires.  I see mud on the rubber and mud on the hubcap. I see mud on the driver side tires way beyond the rubber up into the metal parts.  Then I remember that I drove on the left side of the road.  The worst road involved the passenger tires.  Wowser!  I see mud all the way to the H!  Granted, newer tires are not as wide as older tires but that was some very deep ruts I drove through!  I'm sincerely glad I didn't know this last night.  Let this only be the beginning of the shenanigans this vehicle will get into!