Sunday, May 31, 2009
White Flowers Blooming Today
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Hawks Are Hard To Figure
Friday, May 29, 2009
Looking for Book Suggestions
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Ways to Say "Your Barn Door Is Open"
19) I can see the gun of Navarone.
18) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
17) You’ve got Windows in your laptop.
16) Sailor Ned’s trying to take a little shore leave.
15) Your soldier ain’t so unknown now.
14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.
13) Paging Mr. Johnson… Paging Mr. Johnson…
12) You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
11) Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
10) Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
9) Mini me is making a break for the escape pod.
8) Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
7) The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
6) Dr. Kimble has escaped!
5) You’ve got your fly set for “Monica” instead of “Hillary.”
4) Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction…
3) You’ve got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2) I’m talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
And The Number One Way To Tell Someone Their Fly Is Unzipped…1) I thought you were crazy; now I see your nuts.
The most creative way I was told to XYZ (examine your zipper) happened in the spring of 1977. I had a date. I was all dressed up in a new outfit in the latest style. I had a pair of bell bottom high waist jeans with a double snap at the waistband, a yellow ribbed turtleneck, and a new blue and yellow plaid flannel shirt. I was sitting on the couch with my date when my roommate asked me to come into the kitchen and get a drink of water.
"No, thanks," I answered, wondering what was up with her and why did she think I needed a drink of water. I was only going on a date, not for a several mile run.
"Ok," she says extra cheerily, "I'll bring you one."
She brought me a glass of water with a paper coaster under it. She makes a point of setting the glass on the coaster even though my hand is reaching out for the glass. I give her a look as if to say, "What is up with you?" I reach for the glass and I read a handwritten note on the paper coaster that says, "YOUR FLY IS OPEN!"
How would a poised college woman handle this?
I have no idea how someone with poise would act. I just drank the water, put the glass down, looked down to see my fly gaping open an inch or more, yanked that zipper up as high as it could go, and pretended nothing happened.
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Agate Hunting
I Can't Ride My Motorcycle and Chew Gum At The Same Time
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
More Birds
Monday, May 25, 2009
Memorial Day
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Lying In Wait
Saturday, May 23, 2009
Loving Frank
Friday, May 22, 2009
Getting Better
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Anoka. Real. Classic.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Tasted Shoe Leather Again
I'd Be Glad To Do It
I immediately kick off my shoes and start putting on my boots while saying, "Are you kidding? I'd be glad to run them out there." Who wouldn't want a break from paperwork? Who wouldn't want to be paid to ride my motorcycle through the beautiful weather to deliver a small bundle? The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and the air was perfumed with the smell of lilacs and crab apple blossoms. Do I have a great job or what?
Monday, May 18, 2009
Great Horned Owl
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Weekend Conference in Sandstone
Friday, May 15, 2009
More Than I Thought
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Handle With Care
I had to read this book in a hurry, curse those 10 day loans at the library. I'm a big Jodi Picoult fan and I don't like being hurried so I had to read it faster than what was comfortable. I enjoyed every chapter. This story is about a family who's child is born with a brittle bone disorder. Picoult explores the family drama with tenderness and sympathy. The mother decides to sue the OB (who is/was also her best friend) for a wrongful birth. This means she has to testify in court that she would have aborted this child had she known of the disease. The mother pursues the court case to help her daughter by providing money for her expenses while paying the cost of loosing her best friend, her marriage, and the trust of her children. The author throws recipes in several chapters to illustrate themes of the novel.
Strangers On a Train
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Monday, May 11, 2009
My Azaling Amazia
Is It The Way I Said It?
Sunday, May 10, 2009
My Peeps Have Moved Outside
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Another Successful Bird Field Trip
Friday, May 8, 2009
Three Colors of Potatoes This Year
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Fahrenheit 451
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Lucky!
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Two More Birding Field Trips
Monday, May 4, 2009
Not What I Wanted To Happen
Sunday, May 3, 2009
A Day Of Firsts
Galena
My host here in Dubuque told me to check out Galena, Illinois. So this morning I drove 30 minutes and parked at the Ulysses Grant house. A t...
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My class was on television. I am pretty good at hiding from the cameras! http://kstp.com/news/anoka-county-residents-citizens-academy-poli...
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A yellow rail, one of THE MOST ELUSIVE birds around, sound like a manual typewriter. And if you're too young to know what a manual ty...
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Jacqueline Windspear is the author of her memoir This Time Next Year We Will Be Laughing. She starts out with her parent's stories. H...