Wednesday, May 27, 2009

I Can't Ride My Motorcycle and Chew Gum At The Same Time


Today I had a lunch meeting at a local restaurant. As I headed out for the meeting, I thought I could improve on my dragon like breath by chewing a piece of gum on the ride to the meeting. I slipped a piece of gum into my mouth but I could not chew it. My motorcycle helmet fits snugly on my head; so snugly that it compresses my cheeks making my lips pouch out. My cheeks are so tight that I could not move my jaw enough to chew. What a strange feeling to have gum in your mouth but be unable to chew it.

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