I bought a pair of white capris. I had to try on 5 pair before I found some that fit and had thick enough fabric. Some capri material is so thin that underwear shows through. Halfway through my first day of wearing them I noticed a crinkly feeling when I put my hand in my left pocket. So I looked and found a warning glued to the inside of my pants. In case you can't read it, the warning says: Lift Tuck Technology NYDJ cannot be held responsible for any positive consequences that may arise due to your fabulous appearance when wearing our jeans. Seriously? Since I had to go to the bathroom to get this warning out of my pants I tried to look at my rear end in the mirror. But I am too short to see that part of my body in the mirror without jumping. I really wished I hadn't worn a belt and a tucked in shirt today with these new pants. Who knew what positive consequences I could be in for now that I had read the warning? I wasn't prepared. Paying attention now, I wasn't feeling any lifting or any tucking. Nope, none at all. In fact I had room to spare in that area. These capris could be designed for a rear end that is less flat than mine. And in that case positive consequences shouldn't be a problem. Two coworkers (both women) complimented me on my new capris so I guess I did get some positive consequences after all.
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