Today I was told that a person who owns chickens can be called a chicken tender. It is true that I tend my chickens. This morning I went out to tend my four chickens and I only had three chickens to tend. What? Where? Who? How? I swear there were four chickens last night. How can there be only three chickens this morning? I have a green egg to prove I had four chickens yesterday. There are no signs on breaking and entering. Was my Americauna hen taken by the rapture? My mind is blown.
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