Car Talk Credits

Do you ever listen to the radio show, "Car Talk" on NPR on Saturdays? Two Italian guys answer questions from callers and give advice. They especially like viewers who are willing to recreate the troublesome automotive noises over the phone. These smart aleck mechanics offer mechanical suggestions and marital advice. One of them has a most contagious giggle. Here are the credits from the show. Read them carefully:

401K Statement Analysts…. Douse and Burnham Class
Attendance Monitor…. Julie Verley
Director of Preventive Maintenance…. Oscar Ruitt
Director of Vengence…. Ewell Rudy
Day Ponzi Scheme Operato…. Shirley W. Money
Seasonal Adjustment Disorder Specialist…. Mahmoud S. Bleak
Snowboarding Instructor…. Soren Dekeester
Used Car Salesperson…. Meg Meehan Hoffa
Werewolf Studies Specialist…. Harriet Knight
Accounts Payable Administrator…. Imelda Czechs
Air Traffic Controller…. Ulanda U. Lucky
Alternative Fuel Consultant…. Amanda Livering Cole
Anger Management Coach…. Kirsten Hollered
Appointment Secretary…. Stu Earley
Appointment Secretary II…. Amadeus O. Early
Art Critic…. Dot Snice
Assistant Director of Moral Support…. Hugo Gurll
Asst. Fleet Manager…. Lisa Carr
Asst. Transportation Coordinator…. Orson Buggy
Auto Seat Tester…. Fitz Matush
Back Seat Driver IIM…. ischa Turnov
Bad Joke Interpreter…. Nadia Geddit
Bunji Jumping Instructor…. Hugo First
Ice Rink Manager….. Sam Boney
Chief Cook and Bottle Washer…. Chef Boyar Ubusy
Child Transportation Specialist….. Minnie Van Driver
Copyright Attorney…. Pat Pending
Director of Standard Time…. Red Auerbach
Director of Staff Bonuses…. Holly Unlikely
French Vacation Specialist…. April Lynn Parris
Latin American Bullfighting Specialist…. Gordon Diaz
Lighting Expert…. Shanda Lear
Lug Nut Specialist…. Tad Tolouse
PR Director…. Bea Esser