Thing One And Thing Two

 

I was being polite and not referring to my former college roommates by name out of respect for their privacy and what are the thanks I get? The nerve! The bald-faced audacity! Both of them point the finger at the other one but one of them wrote on my calendar! From now on they will be known as Thing One and Thing Two. And! I am going to switch it up and rotate who is Thing One and Thing Two so they won't know who I am talking at.